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Monday, July 20, 2020

I can't believe the government tells me as a vehicle driver to "Stop."

That takes away from my freedom as an American citizen.

There's nothing in the Constitution that says the government has any interest in my comings or goings or driving or stopping.

Notice all these "Stop" signs are in red -- the color of communism.

So even though the government is telling me to "Stop" -- I'm not going to go.

Sure, there might be some random deaths -- including me and friends and family. But you could die anytime you step outside, particularly if you just drank bleach to stay healthy.  (The best recipe is a tablespoon of bleach to a quart of rotgut vodka.)

But count me as pro-Go.

You pro-stoppers out there are just sheep, doing what you're told, whether it's by sheep dogs or a pig named Babe.

Not me. I'm a free American, allowed to do whatever the hell I want even if it's damaging to me and others. What does "common good" mean, anyway?

So I'll drive through any Stop sign I want on my way to dump raw sewage and carcinogens into public waterways.

It's my right as an American citizen -- where no one else matters but me.


  1. I wonder why you have not found a job.

  2. Unknown remains Unclear on concept of Satire. Poor thing.

  3. I love the humour, playfulness, and sly subversiveness of this post!

  4. Well said. My take in a similar vein:

  5. Apologies for having fallen a little behind here... internet's been on the blink for a few days.
    There are those times when words are sometimes used as daggers ["et tu Brute?"] in a thoroughly less than dignified manner... in other instances they're used more like swords in a more pointedly [can I say?]chivalrous manner. As usual Rich, nice swordsmanship.