Gout sent me to urgent care this morning and didn't even have the decency to drive.
Have you ever watched an old fat man with gout trying to get out of his car in a pouring rain?
I haven't either but I suspect were someone to videotape such a thing, it would be quite popular on YouTube.
My colleagues have watched as I doddered and tottered my way around our tiny offices during the week and more or less shamed me into taking care of myself. Is that gout-shaming? Pain-shaming? Son-of-the-Wisconsin-Northwoods shaming?
The folks at Hayward urgent care were incredibly nice and helpful and in the check-in process, I met a neighbor and my licensed practical nurse turned out to be from DeMotte, an area in Northwest Indiana where I once oversaw coverage. She did her emergency room training in Hammond and was disappointed I had no bullet or stab wounds.
If you've never had it, describing the malady is difficult. I've had 10 broken bones in my life and gout is a worse pain that won't heal. It's like someone has taken a Phillips-head screwdriver, jammed it into my knee and started rooting around for something -- my pain tolerance.
I normally have a decent tolerance of pain. I do, after all, have one child.
Gout doesn't help when my other knee seems to have been injured in October 2020 but without health insurance, I've not had the pain addressed.
I had something nice to give the person checking me in -- an address. But I lacked a more important document -- an insurance card. That apparently was mailed to my address in Burlington, North Carolina, which I moved away from two years ago. I had no address when filling out forms upon new employment so my peripatetic lifestyle has added challenge upon challenge.
When I finally made it into work with the requisite Ibuprofen and gout meds, my colleagues asked why I hadn't just gone home.
I noted that with nothing to do there, no internet connection, no books, just a mattress and a chair, I merely would have laid down, occasionally letting out a bellow of pain until my new neighbors attempted to push me back in the water.
Have a beautiful weekend, my dear friends and readers.
Peace and decent meds upon you my brothers and sisters.